Brimztone Zlay'erz

Race:  Chaos Dwarf
Coach:  Da Big Green ŽUn

Brimztone Zlay'erz team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Mar. 13th, 2014 - old news
da Minotaur Chant
Grizh-Na-Gazh, Grizh-Na-Gazh
Gore, Gore, Gore

Charge da gitz, Charge da gitz
Bore, Bore, Bore

Into Shreds, Tiny Shreds
More, More, More!
- Da Big Green ŽUn
Mar. 11th, 2014 - old news
Da Boyz r Wedy fur Tunytz Gamz!
Wez wedy! Itz gunna bee u gud 'un.

Da crowd iz uwedyz cheeryng Grizh-Na-Gazh n Mad-Eye n ull da uverz!!!!

Bewarz da Brimztone Zlay'erz I zayz!!
- Da Big Green ŽUn
Feb. 27th, 2014 - old news
Tankz furz da Nomynat'nz!!
Tu ullz da koch'z whuz numynat'd uz wez appreziatz itz!! Enjuyz yur freez giftz ya 'emmroydz!!

- Da Big Green ŽUn
Feb. 26th, 2014 - old news
Maybe it's not us?
After another disappointing loss last night against the Redwood Dodgers the Chaos Dwarves of the Brimztone Zlay'erz held secret council.

Both Mad-Eye and Ven-Gyhr were called back to help sack the Elf catcher. No less than 12 block dice rolled and the fragile wisp stayed on his toes.

After this disappointing display, with two turns left in the game, it was obvious neither Bull Centaur would have time to reach the end zone (one spot short).

Their observation? It is obvious Da Big Green 'Un is not near cruel enough. The only time we seem to play decent is when we are threatened by our beards or balls or ?? And half the time we can't understand the blimey Orcish he speaks.

This team is gonna get a lot meaner. 3 casualties on Wood Elves? That hurts our cruel, unholy hearts.

Perhaps the Gobbos have things right. We must heartily review the rules of the dice. Memorization of these rituals will lead us to perfection.

In conclusion we have come to the opinion we are in desperate need of an Orcish - Chaos Dwarvish translator. Applications are now being accepted. Pay will be a combination of blood and bronze.

And one other thing... We are also scouring the streets for Wizards. We are sick of them knocking us down just when we get a few things together. If they aren't going to join us exclusively then off to the slave-pits with them.

It is time for change. No-one shall be untouched by the Chaos of the Zlay'erz. We even have a new logo to prove it!
- Da Big Green ŽUn
Tournaments played:
'14 FlatlandCup
Playing in:
Open Season Exh
Trophies won:
Most Dangerous Team: '14 FlatlandCup


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