Galling Tyranny of Time

Race:  Slann
Coach:  Lord Bulworth the Unnatural

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Mar. 31st, 2016 - old news
Down with inducement money!
Last evening the Galling Tyrants delivered such a drubbing to the Meeples. Coach Thorwulfsson was over-heard to have said "F@#&! I'm sorry, I don't mean to swear but %$#k!" But your Lord Bulworth is not here to gloat about the wretched Meeples. No! Your Lord Bulworth is here to complain! Complain yet again against stolid indifference.
The Galling Tyrants have not lost many games but each time They were valued higher than their pathetic rivals. Each time the pathetics were compensated with monies and stars and babes and even a wizard once. Each time the compensation has out-valued the original difference in the team values. Each time! Each time a loss. Likewise when the Galling Tyrants were low valued they have overcome the adversity and benefitted greatly from inducements. Each time a win! Now We were going to win all those games anyway but nevertheless a disturbing trend. Your Lord Bulworth thinks this is a problem and your Lord Bulworth is probably right!
Your Lord Bulworth has no proof yet, eye-witnesses might be unreliable; Mostly, He's just shooting from the hip here but the big Slann brains are now on the case. The auditors need to be brought to task for over-valuing over-valued teams and under-valuing pathetic wretch teams. No more inducements! Do not force your Lord Bulworth to make a decree!
- Lord Bulworth the Unfathomable
Feb. 29th, 2016 - old news
Lord Bulworth's Decree
Hark! Your Lord Bulworth Decrees that blood bowl matches will no longer be 16 turnings of the watch per team. 14 shall be the number of the turnings of the watch only. 7 turnings per half game if that makes the math easier for your weak brains. If a pathetic team of losers (You know who you are!) shall be unable to score within the 7 turns per half, that is but mere sadness for them. No longer shall we tolerate 8th turn nonsense! It is so decreed! Adjust your schedule for future games to abide by this new decree.
If your Lord Bulworth is further unsatisfied by the result of this new rule, your Lord Bulworth reserves the right to further shorten your future blood bowl matches. Do not abuse the 7th turn as the 8th turn has been abused! You have been Warned!
- Lord Bulworth the Unfathomable
Feb. 18th, 2016 - old news
Message for Tauriel Elf-Wench
Behold an incensed Lord Bulworth! Your Lord Bulworth suffers the woes of spiraling expenses! The Doom Engines do not fund themselves! Lands desire to be conquested! And the galling tyranny of time and expenses drains Our bank accounts. New scores have been tabulated and victories have been announced. As per agreements the payment of gold is now over-due!
- Lord Bulworth the Unfathomable
Jan. 29th, 2016 - old news
Justice for Kevin!
Hark! Your Lord Bulworth has news of Kevin! No sooner has the wayward Toad the Frog been returned from his time amongst the filthy Dwarfs then Kevin has been zombie-napped. This is no mere coincidence. Toad has been claiming that he was simply out drinking with his new Dwarven buddies but this has your Lord Bulworth hopping mad. It is painfully clear that the dwarfs are stealing and brainwashing Our star players. I suspect that Cleon will soon be receiving the ransom demands. Don't pay! The wretched Tor Shaleworker must be brought to justice!

In completely unrelated news, the big Slann brains have completed phase 1. Our "tests" of the new Engines of Destruction will begin shortly in the heart of the Misty Mountains. Love the Slann!! Be brave, Kevin!
- Lord Bulworth the Unfathomable
Tournaments played:
'15 FlatlandCup, Kick-All Exhib, '16 FlatlandCup
Playing in:
Open Season Exh
Trophies won:
Championship: '16 FlatlandCup


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