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Feb. 17th, 2015
Clarification
Dear mr Mr Mad Dog Madden Clyde Crabtree's father did not have sex with a tree how could you say that and that's none of your buisness what Clydes father has done in the past. and here's how he got the name Clyde Crabtree in 2499 in the great battle of clydingburge (that's the best translated version we have it is ancient dwarvin) was a great battle and Clyde was one of the generals in the great battle he inflicted over 100 casualties so he was named after the city but shortened it. and the last name Crabtree Mr Mad Dog Madden is a family name which means strong and agile. In the next few weeks we will have our all star selections
- Tor Shaleworker
 
 
Jan. 11th, 2015
Ogres?
Is it just me or am I going crazy but the comish is coaching ogres they aren't green o wait I see something green and small It's just spatlings err I mean snotlings but we the mmrs will crush those snotlings just like those pesky goblins and we still haven't finished the goblin meat but good luck to all the new teams and good luck
- Tor Shaleworker
 
 
Mar. 18th, 2014
let the festivutys bigun
Evry bady lets plae sum fut ball I thunk thy stinkky humes knead to shuw tha comish sum manner he da greatast ans lat kuck uss tonight

Translation from drunk coach
Every body lets play some football I think the stinky human need to show the comish some manners hes the greayest and lets kick ass tonigh
- Tor Shaleworker
 
 
Mar. 6th, 2014
we are not cheaters we just got creative
after pointing out our big mistake in the last game against the humans i admit it i was a drunk coach shouldnt of had that last brew but it was so good the deathroller has been getting lots of heat saying it is magical but 'dutchess' kept telling me o coach my oil change isnt done yet if i would have known that rule i would have said r u a wussy elf or a dwarf get out their now and kill some humans, Commissioner it wont happen againt or call us goblins o i dont want to be a wussy goblin plus i heard that the goblin coach still hasnt been found
- Tor Shaleworker
 
 
Mar. 4th, 2014
a long overdue update
after the mmr win coach for the revengers had this to say, that stinky human catcher thought he could dodge in and out of our cage, but forgot to realize that his shoes were untied. we dwarfs were happy that he triped and fell we were all yelling come on break your neck, we want human meat.
In other news, we did buy a death roller um i mean lawnmower it just happened to be on the pitch when we were playing the machine operator thought i think its perfect time to mow some lawn it just happened to be during the game. but the refs didnt buy it. The machine is new to our team and well doesnt know the bashy play style of our team. Some coaches like our evil twin brothers who we would love to play again ,thinks we play like elves but we dwarfs dont look like elves they have long legs we dwarfs only have short stumpy legs. so how can we play like elves the teams that play like elves are the humans especially those throwers Erik and johnny e who thinks they can just prances around the field and throw pass's. thats all for now hopefully the dwarfs can bash a few more heads in before the all star break
- Tor Shaleworker
 
 
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Coach:  Charles Xavier


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